Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Lisa Rinna: Best-Dressed Housewife

Lisa Rinna exhibits the best sense of style of the entire Housewife franchise.  She keeps it simple, elegant, and chic.



Monday, February 9, 2015

Pharell

For the worst dressed couple, even more egregious than Kim and Kanye.  His legs look like toothpicks, and his wife looks like a tube of toothpaste.



Sunday, December 21, 2014

Nene Leakes Cold Shoulder

This garment demonstrates lazy fashion design, as if a suburban housewife who makes her own clothes converted a bed sheet into a blouse on her home sewing machine.

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Sunday, November 9, 2014

Socks with Flip Flops

It's November, stop wearing flip flops.  Also, never wear socks with flip flops.

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Hipsters

Unless you want to look like a deranged farmer or lumberjack, avoid this hipster look altogether.