Lisa Rinna: Best-Dressed Housewife

Lisa Rinna exhibits the best sense of style of the entire Housewife franchise.  She keeps it simple, elegant, and chic.

Pharell

For the worst dressed couple, even more egregious than Kim and Kanye.  His legs look like toothpicks, and his wife looks like a tube of toothpaste.

Prince

Prince, for dressing like Liza Minnelli

Nene Leakes Cold Shoulder

This garment demonstrates lazy fashion design, as if a suburban housewife who makes her own clothes converted a bed sheet into a blouse on her home sewing machine.

Fash-Sin Porsha Williams

The fash-sin of Porsha Williams - dressing like a Las Vegas call girl.

Socks with Flip Flops

It's November, stop wearing flip flops.  Also, never wear socks with flip flops.

Hipsters

Unless you want to look like a deranged farmer or lumberjack, avoid this hipster look altogether. 

Kick-Ass Look of the Week: Jennifer Hudson

Kudos to Jennifer Hudson for wearing this sleek, elegant black dress.

Rachel Roy

Do not wear a blazer with a dress.  Avoid cluttering your outfits.  This look comes off as way too busy.

Drop Crotch Pants

Do not wear drop crotch pants.  Even this professional model cannot pull off the look.  The excess material looks like a pouch for carrying a fatty tumor.

Alex Preston on American Idol

I hate the dufus-hipster trend of rolled pants with no socks.  What seems edgy and idiosyncratic now will devolve into an embarrassment within five years.

Rihanna

Do not expose the crack of your ass at a formal gala.

Whoopi Goldberg Once Again

Whoopi Goldberg once again commits a fash-sin with these gaudy, horrendously colored shoes.  By posting a photo on Facebook of this footwear (which looks as though detached from rollerblades), Whoopi Goldberg apparently seems interested in style.  In response to a post citing these shoes as "just awful ugly,"  Whoopi Goldberg politely responded with "Okay.  That is fine.  You have your taste and I have mine.  But thanks!" 

Kim Kardashian in Balmain

Kim Kardashian demonstrates that a dress which may look spectacular on some fails to flatter others.  Kim lacks the elegance to wear this dress well.

19 Kids and Counting

I realize that the mother and older daughters aim for modesty.  Their inclusion of colors show an obvious concern for style, but the results are boring and dowdy.

Nicki Minaj at Kmart

I wonder if Nicki Minaj  would wear this tacky piece of junk found on the sale rack at Kmart.  Do not wear blouses ruined by gaudy plastic gold spikes. 

Derek J

Do not wear tacky metallic hot pants, especially if your physique fails to flatter the outfit.

Derek J demonstrates additional tackiness with these atrocious green pants and soccer-mom top.

Justin Bieber

Do not allow your pants to look like they're doubling as a bag.

Confederate Flag

Wearing the Confederate flag demonstrates tackiness, insensitivity, and a lack of patriotism. 

Women Wearing Fedoras

Women, do not wear fedoras.  Even though they don't look bad, avoid marring your style with a flimsy fashion trend which will expire within five years.