Sorority Asses

Do not use your ass to let everyone know that you belong to a sorority.  Yoga pants may be so trendy, but large letters on the ass are a tacky fash-sin.

Trust the Mirror

Ignoring the mirror results in fash-sins.  Sometimes an outfit which looks good in my mind's eye fails to look good in the mirror, so I change the outfit until the mirror gives me positive feedback.  An outfit which looks spectacular on some people may look ridiculous on others, so don't blindly follow the lead of models and celebrities.  If the mirror tells you that you look boring, drab, dowdy, or tacky, change your outfit until the mirror reflects an image of sharpness, style, edginess, or glamour.  The mirror is your final arbiter.

Oversized Polo Shirts

Do not wear oversized polo shirts.  It looks like a mess.

Pee-wee Herman

Do not dress like Pee-wee Herman.

Short Sleeves over Long Sleeves

If you're too old to attend high school, do not wear short-sleeved shirts over long-sleeved shirts.  What's the point?

Denim Skirts

Do not wear denim skirts if they make you look dowdy or somewhat Amish.

Socks with Sandals

Do not wear socks with sandals.  This is a mortal fash-sin.